Slugfest Blog

There once was a dancer named Ann
her ass was too hot to stand
She liked to shake it
No man could take it
She had the world in the palm of her hand

There was a man who made slugfest
We all thought he was the sly best
They all partied till dawn
and till dawn again
and all fell down are there arses

There once was a slug named Lock
whose Festivals truly did rock
His guests full of glee
till the hours of wee
He’s the grandest slug on the block!